Funny Stuff

[SerenityJade]

Haha, HAHA, VERY FUNNY

[lc_kay]

For the the MAD TV lovers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM2A20Qq55o

OR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00okMN9DnjA

OR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOhCgy9i31k

[Elizabeth815]

A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd like a beautiful house."

"Granted. When you return home, you will have a gorgeous mansion."

"Great! Now I'd like a beautiful woman."

"Granted. When you return home, you will find a woman so amazing you will never look at another woman again."

"And I would love to have a huge penis."

"For that, you'll have to let me screw you in the ass."

The man hesitates, but since he wants a huge penis, he consents. As they're going at it, the man says "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me in the ass!"

The little man says "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."

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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her.

He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

[mistyhonor]

The other day after a few drinks I decided to go horseback riding. Maybe I was a little tipsy, but I hadn’t gone in a long time and it sounded like such a great idea.

I was having a great time, riding along, enjoying the scenery, when the next thing I know I’m hanging off the side of the horse. My life is flashing before my eyes, I’m screaming bloody murder, and I just know the end is near….

Then the K-Mart manager stormed up to me and yelled, “Get the H*LL out of my store and don’t EVER come back!”

I think I’m done drinking for awhile.

[SerenityJade]

We got to throw pies at the principal and the vice-principal today. They both ended up covered in whipped cream.

[Aglaia1852]

Pretty much everything on evilmilk.com is funny. My friend sends me stuff from there, all the time.

[mistyhonor]

So is engrish.com, and for the sensitive folks out there, read the FAQ--no one is poking fun at anyone else.

[everapril]

This kid's dancing makes me smile:


Also, I giggle just thinking about this one. The pic is safe for work, but some people may not appreciate the place where religious leaders and birth control meet: Click here for silly sacrilege. It's like birth control control for us Catholics

[jamiebaby418]

Failblog.org is awesome. It has pics and videos like this:





Jessica

[Aglaia1852]

Originally Posted by jamiebaby418

Failblog.org is awesome. It has pics and videos like this:





Jessica

The white crayon one was pretty funny. I think I might send that to my friend in Iraq. She'll get a kick out of it.